Your coffee mug, which you use to drink water since you’ve been off coffee since I don’t know when, smells like fish AFTER you’ve washed it and you realise that it probably has something to do with the state of the sponges in your office and this probably explains the state of your tummy (ew)n and not the whole bar of chocolate you’ve been consuming after lunch every day.

Speaking of which, it’s sad when you realise, post-consumption of that chocolate that you probably weigh more now than two months after the birth of your baby.

PS: I have nothing to say but want to say something. Hence this post.

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