This Next year I’m keeping it simple. Just one thing to do:

  1. Shut the fuck up.
  2. Zip it.
  3. Count to 10.
  4. Breathe deeply.
  5. Think Inner Poise.
  6. Swallow the rage until it forms a bitter little ball in the stomach but as long as the exterior is Lake Placid, all is well.

Etc.

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